Heathfield Royals vs CMS Matchday 3
Date: 29-9-13
Venue: Some Random Place Miles Away
Result: Walton Wanderers 2-11 CMS (Clarkson 3, Scherri 2, Smart 2, Curson, Cole, Day, Wadham)
On the basis that this game was a complete farce I see it as only fitting to not waste precious words on it.
Ratings
Mike Smart 7 Probably the worst finishing I've seen since a young Michael Ricketts
Sam Smtih 8 Gay Bar dancing was more memorable than anything that happened in this match.
Joe Archer 7 ........Words cannot do justice
Tom Cunningham 8 Solid cock personified
Lewis Clarkson 8 19 shots - 3 goals - better than Smarties ratio
Chris Scherri 8 19 shots - 2 goals - at least he's good at left foot corners brrr
Martin Day 7 1 shot 1 goal - better
Martin Cole 8.5 Churning assists out for fun
Donald Rugge 7 Don't speak to me about this day ever again or I may die of boredom
Jack Curson 8.5 MOM Classic toe poke finish and an energetic display
Matt Wadham 7 Celebrating like that when your 10-2 up is not ever acceptable
Chris Cleeve 7 100% pass success rate if passing to anyone that does not represent CMS
Rich Perry 7.5 Old breadstick legs caved as his knees wobbled under intense weight.
In order to fully surmise the quality of this match, I managed to locate this footage of Mike Smart's finishing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfZAZ7lvYVg
and this footage of the remaining CMS outfield players:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0KEMqzDF8U
When discussing CMS in the future please never refer to this game for anything other than the fact the Joe Archer had possibly the most hilarious 15 minutes any human being could endure. Top lad.
To conclude, the CMS juggernaut rolls on.
Venue: Some Random Place Miles Away
Result: Walton Wanderers 2-11 CMS (Clarkson 3, Scherri 2, Smart 2, Curson, Cole, Day, Wadham)
On the basis that this game was a complete farce I see it as only fitting to not waste precious words on it.
Ratings
Mike Smart 7 Probably the worst finishing I've seen since a young Michael Ricketts
Sam Smtih 8 Gay Bar dancing was more memorable than anything that happened in this match.
Joe Archer 7 ........Words cannot do justice
Tom Cunningham 8 Solid cock personified
Lewis Clarkson 8 19 shots - 3 goals - better than Smarties ratio
Chris Scherri 8 19 shots - 2 goals - at least he's good at left foot corners brrr
Martin Day 7 1 shot 1 goal - better
Martin Cole 8.5 Churning assists out for fun
Donald Rugge 7 Don't speak to me about this day ever again or I may die of boredom
Jack Curson 8.5 MOM Classic toe poke finish and an energetic display
Matt Wadham 7 Celebrating like that when your 10-2 up is not ever acceptable
Chris Cleeve 7 100% pass success rate if passing to anyone that does not represent CMS
Rich Perry 7.5 Old breadstick legs caved as his knees wobbled under intense weight.
In order to fully surmise the quality of this match, I managed to locate this footage of Mike Smart's finishing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfZAZ7lvYVg
and this footage of the remaining CMS outfield players:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0KEMqzDF8U
When discussing CMS in the future please never refer to this game for anything other than the fact the Joe Archer had possibly the most hilarious 15 minutes any human being could endure. Top lad.
To conclude, the CMS juggernaut rolls on.